grog want to use grogette's experience teaching toddlers in corporate life.
grog particularly interested in using on marketing people but would work on anyone.
Important phrases for use:
"Jimmy, it appears you have urinated on me again. What should we be doing instead."
"Susie, i can not understand 'Bwagganaaaaaaaa SHfooooomb' - I need you to use your words to tell me whats wrong."
"Bobbie - I can't help you right now Freddie is covered in feces."
"We don't push. Pushing hurts."
"I really like the powerpoint you put together, did you make that for your mommy?"
"My name is grog, not 'meanie' or 'stupid'."
"Johnny, can you put away your work when you are done?"
"Can we use our inside voice please?"
* G-unit
5.14.2006
5.13.2006
fun with phonics
grog pee self laughing - try dialectizer on your blog... or cnn... or...
* GROG SLAP FRO!
* GROG SLAP FRO!
5.10.2006
corporate censorship
grog hate corporate firewall. grog favorite sites blocked. grog no design good without entertainment.
GROG SMASH WALL!!
grog plug sites grog no can visit. hope readers make up for traffic grog no provide to fine companies:
* grog feel better now.
GROG SMASH WALL!!
grog plug sites grog no can visit. hope readers make up for traffic grog no provide to fine companies:
- www.kexp.org - grog primitive vocabulary no can express how fucking awesome this station is... grog is card carrying member even though no can listen at work
- www.harleydavidson.com - grog say harley davidson is case study of brand loyalty... what other logo people tattoo on body?
- www.woot.com - grog enter photoshop contest, no win, but buy stuff anyway.
* grog feel better now.
5.08.2006
caveman dating?
grog offered interview for art director for a dating website.
simple caveman internal monologue questions viability of another instinct-driven-time-saving-web-based-thingamajig even if help people make two humped dinosaur.
conversely, it is a dot-com and has advantages over the monolith that is grogs current employer
aside: grog may be caveman but grog no stupid enough to mention employers name. grog may think corporation stupid for not having flash on website until april 2007, but grog also know IT/Security is bored and overpaid.
* grog
simple caveman internal monologue questions viability of another instinct-driven-time-saving-web-based-thingamajig even if help people make two humped dinosaur.
conversely, it is a dot-com and has advantages over the monolith that is grogs current employer
aside: grog may be caveman but grog no stupid enough to mention employers name. grog may think corporation stupid for not having flash on website until april 2007, but grog also know IT/Security is bored and overpaid.
* grog
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