no. no. no. no. horrible. no. no. no. Spawn, Punisher, Fantastic Four, Hulk, Gigli. All works of cinematic genius compared to this pile of dog puke. It seems like they skipped the whole re-make process and just lifted the dialog and storyboard straight from the graphic novel. Needless to say apart from the printed page, they loose something, like their not-suckiness. The resulting cinematography, if you can call it that, is as awkward as a newborn fawn with bun-gee chords wrapped around its legs. And the dialog is as worthless as that last metaphor. Tim would even hate this movie. I want to find who is responsible and do donuts on their lawn with my harley, kick over their mailbox and throw a dead shark through their window.
*g
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I never really got into the comic that much, (though I do have a Ghost Rider rookie card)but I was really excited about the movie.
Unfortunately, everything I've heard about it has been about how absolutely horrible it is...
...so I'll probably fall in love with it.
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