unintentional humor II

"the clams of maria montessori"
- i think she meant claims, but you never know, Italians like the seafood...

- nicely said.

"psychic devotions"
- its supposed to be psychic deviations but grog like this much better - i think this person is building a temple to miss cleo. Its not like this is in an obscure footnote either - this is the title of the paper...

*call me now!


unintentional humor

recent typos from teacher's papers in a training class:
"umbilical cod" & "sea section"
- apparently a nautical theme for birth

"a souperior being"
- must be a disciple of the f.s.m.

"so sorry for the confusion, and please excuse the incontinence"
- colleague writing to apologize to grog for screw up, hope you day gets better, bob.



two wheels good. four wheels baaaad.

part one:
grog drove grogette cage (thats what motorcycle people call a car) to work all last week. Amazing how that change grog outlook on day. moreso than usual grog feel like cog in machine - not unique snowflake.

part two:
The Seven Commandments, Animal Farm's original Constitution

1. Whatever goes on two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes on four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal.
7. All animals are equal.

The Seven Commandments, after the pigs' "revisions"
1. "Four legs good, two legs better!"
2. No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets.
3. No animal shall drink alcohol to excess.
4. No animal shall kill any other animal without cause.
5. All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

part three:
propaganda is to politics
marketing is to products



I am so over workohol

grog recovering workoholic.

Once upon time grog work very hard, long hours for startup.
promise of grand payoff is enticement, but come at sacrifce of life.

grog like life. now work for fortune 500, they pay, not promise.

point? grog have none. just reflect on last year - happy with change. not working as hard, make more and have time to go to Willie's Picinic.

now if grog just was not in dallas...

*grog, soccer hooligan